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Chats with fwendz: Break out the dream dictionary

  • Ned: OMG....i had a crazy dream the other day...you were in it. it was a nightmare.
  • Me: isn't every dream about me... -_____________-
  • Ned: i was trying to kill a big spider with raid. and it wouldnt die
  • Ned: and then it turned into a black cat. and i felt bad for raiding the cat
  • Me: LOL
  • Ned: and then you were there yelling at me
  • Me: thats no dream hunnie
  • Ned: and then you started talking about how great your new paint in your apt was
  • Ned: but it was all dark and purple
  • Ned: and i was like...ummm...yeah...its nice
  • Ned: and then i tried to hook up with you and you said no. the end
  • Me: sounds like a pretty accurate representation of our relationship