How do you say “GTFO” in Farsi?
Let me tell ya’ll a little story of a Gossip Girl who met an Iranian guy.
Girl meets guy a few weeks ago at a bar. Guy stalks Girl to a neighboring bar (even though she was rolling there to try and meet other guys HERRO) and buys her a hookah and a drank. After partaking in little puff-puff-sip, girl dips.
Since that night, the Iranian guy has relentessly tried to meet up with Girl again. Girl sees through guy’s thinly veiled attempts to kidnap her and add her to his harem. Girl is not a fan of genie pants. Thus, Girl has been equally relentless in declining guy’s invitations.
However, Girl is growing annoyed. This is around the point when Girl typically snaps. Girl does not like being misunderstood. And for any of you chanting “oh just give him a chance, Gossip Girl”…fuck you. Girl is done giving motherfuckers a chance. You all know how that always ends up.
Fin.
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