How NOT to pick up women in a grocery store.
- Bumbling Bachelor ("BB"): Hey that's not your stroller is it?
- Me: No. I can't say that it is.
- BB: Oh, phew, well that's good.
- Me: Um hm.
- BB: Looks like someone's using it as a shopping cart.
- Me: Looks like it.
- BB: I guess they're carrying the kid around with them or something.
- Me: Um hm.
- BB: So I really wanted to ask you...do you ever buy like potted plants, like from here? Like the ones that are like flowers and stuff, but they're already potted for you?
- Me: No. I can't say that I have.
- BB: Oh, well why is that? I mean, don't you have an apartment or something to decorate?
- Me: I have a place.
- BB: Oh, so I get it. Are you like one of those types that's afraid to bring anything living back there because, you know, you might kill it or something?
- Me: -_______________-
- BB: Anyway, I was wondering if you knew 'cuz, you know, like I want to know about the pricing and everything.
- Me: Can't really help you out there.
