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Chats with Fwendz: Motherhood is the new prostitution

  • Me: shit motherfucker fuck SHIT. that creepy old guy just invited himself to my dinner party
  • Jorge: i thought that was the guy you wanted to have babies with
  • Me: bish the only person i want to have babies with is prince harry
  • Me: or really any prince
  • Me: even the artist formerly known as prince would be acceptable
  • Jorge: the fresh prince of bel air?
  • Me: hell yes
  • Me: his kids are super talented
  • Me: $$$ MUNNIE $$$
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