I don't do weekends. Sober.
- Dumbledore: What are you working on?
- Me: Well, it's 6:02 on Friday night, so I was actually working on getting the fuck out of here.
- Dumbledore: Are you going to be somewhere close by tomorrow?
- Me: -____________-
- Dumbledore: Gimme your cell phone. I doubt I'll have you come in, but just in case.
- Me: Grrrreeeaaaaaaat. I'll definitely be close by. But I may be drunk.
- Dumbledore: On a Saturday morning?
- Me: That's just how I roll.
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