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So does this mean I can get worker's comp?

  • Dumbledore: Where were you?
  • Me: At the eye doctor.
  • Dumbledore: Really? What's wrong?
  • Me: Oh, I have this pain behind my right eye.
  • Dumbledore: I bet the "pain" is Voldemort.
  • Me: True. But they don't make eye drops for that.
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