Hood Ornithology
- Akon: you're what they call in the hood a bird
- Me: a stool pigeon
- Me: haha. actually i think i'm more of a mocking bird
- Akon: what am I?
- Me: a canary
- Akon: fuck you
- Me: ROFL you're a lovebird obvi. everyone knows that
- Me: so in touch with your emoshuns
- Akon: you have no idea how dangerous I am
- Me: yes, your wit cuts like a knife. lucky for me, i carry a STREETSWEEPER
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