That's what you get for tryna be cyoot
- Me: Why aren't you wearing jeans today?
- Wiccan: I went for the Halloween costume option.
- Me: O rry. So what are you supposed to be?
- Wiccan: Someone who actually gives a shit about my work.
- [Voldemort walks by wearing jeans.]
- [Dumbledore walks by wearing jeans.]
- Me: Well, I guess you're the only one.