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That's what you get for tryna be cyoot

  • Me: Why aren't you wearing jeans today?
  • Wiccan: I went for the Halloween costume option.
  • Me: O rry. So what are you supposed to be?
  • Wiccan: Someone who actually gives a shit about my work.
  • [Voldemort walks by wearing jeans.]
  • [Dumbledore walks by wearing jeans.]
  • Me: Well, I guess you're the only one.