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Today in Misadventures in Technologically Iliterate Parent-Child Chatting

  • Gossip Mother: I received a mag from [your school], do you want?
  • Me: um...no
  • Gossip Mother: But you luv that place.
  • Me: -___________-
  • Gossip Mother: I BEG YOUR PARDON!
  • Me: mom, thats an azn face, not a dick HERRO
  • Gossip Mother: um, hmmm.