What you gon' do?
- Voldemort: What time do you usually get to work in the morning?
- Me: 9...ish.
- Voldemort: -_________________-
- Me: -______________________________-
Chats with fwendz: Fashion porn
- Me: omaigah NEED that bag
- Akon: ok well tell me the nasty things you would do for it?
- Me: well first, i would reach DEEP....
- Akon: mm hmm
- Me: into my balenciaga for my wallet, pull out my CC, and swipe that shit HARD
- Akon: >:(
Chatz with fwendz: On self-improvement
- Me: i have a project for us
- Me: we're going to increase our vocabulary!
- Jasper: cool
- Me: today's word from dictionary.com is inculcate. i'll attempt to use it in a sentence
- Me: being more experienced than i am, voldemort takes it upon himself to inculcate me about the intricacies of our job responsibilities
- Me: now you
- Jasper: during my skype sex date last night, my date inculcated me all night long
- Me: fml
(via jorgesbythesea)
Chats with fwendz: Break out the dream dictionary
- Ned: OMG....i had a crazy dream the other day...you were in it. it was a nightmare.
- Me: isn't every dream about me... -_____________-
- Ned: i was trying to kill a big spider with raid. and it wouldnt die
- Ned: and then it turned into a black cat. and i felt bad for raiding the cat
- Me: LOL
- Ned: and then you were there yelling at me
- Me: thats no dream hunnie
- Ned: and then you started talking about how great your new paint in your apt was
- Ned: but it was all dark and purple
- Ned: and i was like...ummm...yeah...its nice
- Ned: and then i tried to hook up with you and you said no. the end
- Me: sounds like a pretty accurate representation of our relationship
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME?!?!?!?
That is all.
My motto is, you thought you were the shit…until I walked into the room.
—
Tiara, BGC N’Awlins.
GPOY.
Chatz with fwendz: On parents using technology
- Me: /sigh. my mum doesn't understand how to use gchat
- Sam: is she technologically inclined?
- Me: no. but i try to gchat her and explain the concept to her in a language she understands
- Me: oh herro su su. herro! it me. most honorable eldest daughter. prease. rook nao. i spreak to you. it me!
- Sam: hmm
- Me: yeah, she still doesn't get it
Chatz with fwendz: Expecting the worst
- Me: So, not that it's any of my business, but what happened to Mike's wedding ring? I noticed he wasn't wearing it yesterday.
- Peter: [Comes closer] You wanna know the truth?
- Me: Uh oh...
- Peter: He just got too fat to wear it anymore.
- Me: LOL
